When an odd conversation in the family circle, which centred around a rather grisly subject, found me on my phone looking up facts, my brother-in-law mentioned that should my search history ever get looked at by the police it would look pretty suspicious.
To which I replied, “It would anyway.”
What author hasn’t thought this? That were their search history ever to be looked at by law enforcement (or even just someone fairly normal) that the impression might be given that they’re a danger to society?
So, I decided to come clean. I’m going to run a weekly segment where I post a list of everything I searched for that week. I’ll leave off the boring ones, like “amazon full site” but I’ll show you all the others, just for a laugh.
Just don’t call the police on me.
This week’s list of highly suspicious searches:
Medieval heart-burial, Medieval evisceration and embalming, What is the last organ to function after death? Robert the Bruce heart burial Melrose Abbey, Henry I tongue buried where? Frederic Chopin heart burial, Queen Marie of Romania, Patten, Ellipse, Eskrima, Budokon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Stunt Double, Kung Fu bow, Bruce Lee civil rights, Wuthering Heights, Lennie James, Quarterstaff, House on Haunted Hill based on what house? KDP Publishing Guide, Elizabeth Olsen, Strava, Black Oscar Winners, If Lightning hits a car what are your chances of survival? Wren short for Katherine? Anne of Cleves, Jane Rattsey, Tudor tax Relief in times of famine, Amalia of Cleves, Zheng Yi Sao, Welsh best bowmen in Europe? Bodegas, Michael York, Soapwort, Water Hemlock, Drowning in Medieval and early modern period, English Civil War ghosts, Colonel Francis Windebank, Headless Horseman of Towersey, The Battle of Edgehill Ghost stories, Battle of Edgehill officially recorded ghosts National Archives, Kineton village, Hauntings of Wales, Cat ghosts UK, Dog ghosts UK, Pig ghosts UK, Horse ghosts UK, Do you ever get mouse ghosts? Charles I ghost, Samhain traditions, Turnip lanterns.
See you next week!