When an odd conversation in the family circle, which centred around a rather grisly subject, found me on my phone looking up facts, my brother-in-law mentioned that should my search history ever get looked at by the police it would look pretty suspicious.
To which I replied, “It would anyway.”
What author hasn’t thought this? That were their search history ever to be looked at by law enforcement (or even just someone fairly normal) that the impression might be given that they’re a danger to society?
So, I decided to come clean. I’m going to run a weekly segment where I post a list of everything I searched for that week. I’ll leave off the boring ones, like “amazon full site” but I’ll show you all the others, just for a laugh.
Just don’t call the police on me.
This week’s list of highly suspicious searches:
Aquarium makes hats for Sea Urchins, Benefits of mushrooms, Mushrooms for menopause, Being broken on the wheel Medieval, Queen Brunhild torn apart by horses? Dancers at the Bal des Ardents 1393 burned? Rumours of Cannibalism in Peasant Revolts France 1358, Queen Charlotte, Dark Romantasy on TikTok, Earl of Sandwich, Receiver General, Mary Tudor Queen of France, Mary I, Catherine Howard, Has there ever been a mass shooting at an Ivy League University? Dun Beag, Katherine Brandon Duchess of Suffolk, Montmorency cherry, The Secretary film was a book? Weights sets, Do heels make you look trimmer? When did beavers go extinct UK? Duke of Edinburgh current, O Fortuna, Henry VIII Head of English Church date, Six Articles 1539, Christina of Denmark, Thomas Culpepper, Colloquy of Regensburg, Hot water bottle for cats, What size boxing gloves for women? Warm boots indoors, Why was Adventures of Huck Finn a banned book? Pushups, Jim crow laws, A match in karate is called? Dojo meaning, Kung Fu first developed, The Hunger Angel Herta Muller, Herta Muller, Orders of Knights, Macbeth, Let us sit upon the ground, Church that took 600 years to build, Tom Holland, Are boxing machines any good? UFO, Notting Hill Cast, Racial segregation history UK, Segregation end date USA, Apartheid, Cynane sister of Alexander the Great, Olisleger, How many Disney Princesses were POC? Origins of phrase someone walking on your grave, Samhain, English Civil War Ghosts.
See you next week!